A Certain Magical Hogwarts
Table of Contents
Chapter 1A Certain Magical HogwartsJan 2000Chapter 1: Stark of the Magical WorldJan 2000Chapter 2: Only Children Make ChoicesJan 2000Chapter 3: The Professor Was Gored to Death by a Boar!Jan 2000Chapter 4: The Life of the RichJan 2000Chapter 5: Come On, Let's Rob a Bank!Jan 2000Chapter 6: 2,000 Years of Wand-Making ExpertiseJan 2000Chapter 7: The Wand Chooses the WizardJan 2000Chapter 8: Lao Gan Ma and Happy WaterJan 2000Chapter 9: Quantum Wave Speed-ReadingJan 2000Chapter 10: Diagon Alley's Big BrawlJan 2000Chapter 11: The English Bull KissJan 2000Chapter 12: A Busy SummerJan 2000Chapter 13: The Legendary Simp AppearsJan 2000Chapter 14: Gotta Find Some Fun on the JourneyJan 2000Chapter 15: Robin Niffler, the ThiefJan 2000Chapter 16: Rage, Trembling, Cold, and Tears...Jan 2000Chapter 17: Wizards Can't Eat Chocolate FrogsJan 2000Chapter 18: The Essence of WizardsJan 2000Chapter 19: The Filthy Sorting HatJan 2000Chapter 20: The Great Hero of GryffindorJan 2000Chapter 21: Rarely LaughsJan 2000Chapter 22: The Bronze Eagle Door KnockerJan 2000Chapter 23: The Cat’s GambitJan 2000Chapter 24: Snape’s Spooky Story TimeJan 2000Chapter 25: A Potions Class MishapJan 2000Chapter 26: Dumbledore’s Peculiar CharmJan 2000Chapter 27: The Marauder’s MapJan 2000Chapter 28: Professor TywinJan 2000Chapter 29: The GrindylowJan 2000Chapter 30: The Astonishing Separation CharmJan 2000Chapter 31: William’s Magical TalentJan 2000Chapter 32: Snape’s Love LetterJan 2000Chapter 33: Boba tea’s Bold MoveJan 2000Chapter 34: Eloise on FireJan 2000Chapter 35: Snape the CrossdresserJan 2000Chapter 36: Fluffy the Three-Headed DogJan 2000Chapter 37: The Ministry Attack IncidentJan 2000Chapter 38: Quidditch Training Ground ChaosJan 2000Chapter 39: Annie and DumbledoreJan 2000Chapter 40: The Politician's TacticsJan 2000Chapter 41: Hufflepuff's SelectionJan 2000Chapter 42: "I Did My Best, Hufflepuff"Jan 2000Chapter 43: The Devil's SnareJan 2000Chapter 44: The Overpowering StenchJan 2000Chapter 45: Surrounded by AurorsJan 2000Chapter 46: Madam Pomfrey, the Master of LogicJan 2000Chapter 47: Everyone Misses SnapeJan 2000Chapter 48: The Room of RequirementJan 2000Chapter 49: The Fluffy Transfer OperationJan 2000
Chapter 50: The Midnight AttackJan 2000Chapter 51: Never Mess with the LibrarianJan 2000Chapter 52: The Prank SystemJan 2000Chapter 53: The Flaw in the Marauder's MapJan 2000Chapter 54: Christmas TimeJan 2000Chapter 55: Christmas GiftsJan 2000Chapter 56: Nine Out of Ten Men Are BaldJan 2000Chapter 57: The Ravenclaw Bronze RingJan 2000Chapter 58: A Sad ProfessorJan 2000Chapter 59: The Goddess Rowena RavenclawJan 2000Chapter 60: Heir of RavenclawJan 2000Chapter 61: Secret Passages of HogwartsJan 2000Chapter 62: The Catacombs of HogwartsJan 2000Chapter 63: The Giant SerpentJan 2000Chapter 64: The Quidditch FinalJan 2000Chapter 65: The Hogwarts MurderJan 2000Chapter 66: The Missing Bronze RingJan 2000Chapter 67: Professor McGonagallJan 2000Chapter 68: April 20thJan 2000Chapter 69: The Strange Professor TywinJan 2000Chapter 70: An Unchanging FateJan 2000Chapter 71: The Great DumbledoreJan 2000Chapter 72: The PensieveJan 2000Chapter 73: Twisted EmotionsJan 2000Chapter 74: The Secrets of PrehistoryJan 2000Chapter 75: The Command of RavenclawJan 2000Chapter 76: A Greater PurposeJan 2000Chapter 77: Thanos vs. DumbledoreJan 2000Chapter 78: Flitwick’s Wisdom Over Breakfast and DrinksJan 2000Chapter 79: Combat TrainingJan 2000Chapter 80: Prodigy or Monster?Jan 2000Chapter 81: The Dreadful DumbledoreJan 2000Chapter 82: Professor McGonagall: “Cheat Code”Jan 2000Chapter 83: Snape's LettersJan 2000Chapter 84: The First Step to Becoming a Potions MasterJan 2000Chapter 85: The Rise of a Quidditch MasterJan 2000Chapter 86: The Polyjuice PotionJan 2000Chapter 87: Preparing to Leave the LoopJan 2000Chapter 88: The Four Professor TywinsJan 2000Chapter 89: Who Attacked Whom?Jan 2000Chapter 90: The Time ParadoxJan 2000Chapter 91: Tywin’s StoryJan 2000Chapter 92: A One-Way Ticket to AzkabanJan 2000Chapter 93: The Battle BeginsJan 2000Chapter 94: Fierce McGonagall, Dashing SnapeJan 2000Chapter 95: The Homonculous CharmJan 2000Chapter 96: Final ExamsJan 2000Chapter 97: The Last FeastJan 2000Chapter 98: A Distant LetterJan 2000Chapter 99: The Old man in DevonshireJan 2000
Chapter 100: Roy’s Dentist FriendJan 2000Chapter 101: Why Must Women Trouble Each Other?Jan 2000Chapter 102: Face-Slapping Works Best When Timed perfectlyJan 2000Chapter 103: The Order of Merlin, Second ClassJan 2000Chapter 104: Hermione's FrustrationJan 2000Chapter 105: Bertha JorkinsJan 2000Chapter 106: Wolfsbane PotionJan 2000Chapter 107: Umbridge’s Rise to PowerJan 2000Chapter 108: Hagrid Misses Out on a FortuneJan 2000Chapter 109: The Safest PlaceJan 2000Chapter 110: The Runaway Dragon [tl/n:called it!]Jan 2000Chapter 111: The Dark-Robed WizardJan 2000Chapter 112: The Phoenix’s BlessingJan 2000Chapter 113: The Late Arrival of the AurorsJan 2000Chapter 114: ConflictJan 2000Chapter 115: Gringotts’ Hefty CompensationJan 2000Chapter 116: Dragon Stew with Snake Eggs?Jan 2000Chapter 117: Scrimgeour’s ManipulationJan 2000Chapter 118: Hermione’s Front TeethJan 2000Chapter 119: Neville LongbottomJan 2000Chapter 120: Lord ToadJan 2000Chapter 121: The Slytherin ChallengeJan 2000Chapter 122: Percy’s EnvyJan 2000Chapter 123: Pay to WinJan 2000Chapter 124: Snape's "Banana Wand"Jan 2000Chapter 125: AmortentiaJan 2000Chapter 126: The Tragic Tale of ScabbersJan 2000Chapter 127: The Perks of Being a Top StudentJan 2000Chapter 128: The ThestralsJan 2000Chapter 129: Racing to HogwartsJan 2000Chapter 130: The Sorting CeremonyJan 2000Chapter 131: The Ravenclaw FeastJan 2000Chapter 132: The Isolated HermioneJan 2000Chapter 133: Boba tea, the employed CatJan 2000Chapter 134: Heartless JournalistsJan 2000Chapter 135: The Weasley Brothers’ DisasterJan 2000Chapter 136: The Awful Professor QuirrellJan 2000Chapter 137: Heartache, Guilt, and Self-BlameJan 2000Chapter 138: The Precious Compound BowJan 2000Chapter 139: The Six-Member Midnight SquadJan 2000Chapter 140: The Devil's Snare Massage MachineJan 2000Chapter 141: The "Nuclear Kindness" of WilliamJan 2000Chapter 142: Good News and Bad NewsJan 2000Chapter 143: Dumbledore’s "Fishing Enforcement"Jan 2000Chapter 144: The Mirror of ErisedJan 2000Chapter 145: The Third Dark LordJan 2000Chapter 146: Midnight ConversationsJan 2000Chapter 147: The Nimbus 2000Jan 2000Chapter 148: The Infinite Isolation Play StrategyJan 2000Chapter 149: If You Love Him, Tattoo Him on Your ChestJan 2000
Chapter 150: Hogwarts Has No Poor PeopleJan 2000Chapter 151: Cedric's Rivals in LoveJan 2000Chapter 152: The Wrath of the TwinsJan 2000Chapter 153: Did You Lead the Enemy Here?Jan 2000Chapter 154: Calling the Next DreamerJan 2000Chapter 155: Girls Are Strange CreaturesJan 2000Chapter 156: The Halloween AttackJan 2000Chapter 157: The TrollJan 2000Chapter 158: QuirrellJan 2000Chapter 159: Snape’s ConcernJan 2000Chapter 160: The Platinum GenerationJan 2000Chapter 161: Professor Quirrell's "Spontaneous Combustion"Jan 2000Chapter 162: "Priceless" BountyJan 2000Chapter 163: The Dark Lord’s ContingencyJan 2000Chapter 164: Quirrell's Great DisasterJan 2000Chapter 165: The Ultimate Wand!Jan 2000Chapter 166: Marrying a Mermaid?Jan 2000Chapter 167: The Merfolk's TridentJan 2000Chapter 168: The Golden Frog SubmarineJan 2000Chapter 169: The Mysterious WitchJan 2000Chapter 170: The Slytherin FloodJan 2000Chapter 171: Newt ScamanderJan 2000Chapter 172: Death and the Three BrothersJan 2000Chapter 173: Death’s GiftsJan 2000Chapter 174: Newt the ScumbagJan 2000Chapter 175: The Story of Nicolas FlamelJan 2000Chapter 176: A Wholesale System for Death?Jan 2000Chapter 177: Slytherin's WandJan 2000Chapter 178: The Holy GrailJan 2000Chapter 179: The Potters’ ShampooJan 2000Chapter 180: William Gandalf StarkJan 2000Chapter 181: An Expensive Birthday GiftJan 2000Chapter 182: Love PotionJan 2000Chapter 183: Mars is Bright TonightJan 2000Chapter 184: The Centaur BattleJan 2000Chapter 185: The Madness of VoldemortJan 2000Chapter 186: Could You Be the Dragon Knight?Jan 2000Chapter 187: Has Dumbledore Grown Old?Jan 2000Chapter 188: Why Won’t This Dog Sleep?Jan 2000Chapter 189: Hell Mode: The Trapdoor ChallengeJan 2000Chapter 190: The Death of the Defense Against the Dark Arts ProfessorJan 2000Chapter 191: Everyone Loves Immortal CultivationJan 2000Chapter 192: I Want to Play a Game!Jan 2000Chapter 193: Quirrell Died Such an Unfortunate DeathJan 2000Chapter 194: The "Eighteen-Year-Old" AuntJan 2000Chapter 195: Who Doesn’t Work for Dumbledore?Jan 2000Chapter 196: Hagrid's Dragon EggJan 2000Chapter 197: The Final Match of the Quidditch tournamentJan 2000Chapter 198: The Quidditch Pitch Massacre Incident!Jan 2000Chapter 199: The Death of Harry PotterJan 2000
Chapter 200: Entering the Time Loop AgainJan 2000Chapter 201: Young Boys' Kidneys Are More ValuableJan 2000Chapter 202: Lavender the Face-BlindJan 2000Chapter 203: The Seventh Chapter of NightJan 2000Chapter 204: The Treasure of LanguageJan 2000Chapter 205: The Rigged Daily ProphetJan 2000Chapter 206: The Master of Emotions, Stark, Makes His DebutJan 2000Chapter 207: The Master StrategistJan 2000Chapter 208: The Hogwarts TT RaceJan 2000Chapter 209: Boundless RecklessnessJan 2000Chapter 210: This Wizard Is Weak but Reckless Beyond MeasureJan 2000Chapter 211: Hermione the Cheat CodeJan 2000Chapter 212: The Time Loop EndsJan 2000Chapter 213: Snape’s Sudden Shift in BehaviorJan 2000Chapter 214: The New Defense Against the Dark Arts ProfessorJan 2000Chapter 215: The End of TermJan 2000Chapter 216: A Gift for GinnyJan 2000Chapter 217: Malfoy ManorJan 2000Chapter 218: He's Still a ChildJan 2000Chapter 219: Tom Riddle’s DiaryJan 2000Chapter 220: Bag EndJan 2000Chapter 221: A Happy Co-living LifeJan 2000Chapter 222: Human Puzzling BehaviorsJan 2000Chapter 223: Luna LovegoodJan 2000Chapter 224: Hermione's New HobbyJan 2000Chapter 225: The Brand-New Hogwarts Acceptance LetterJan 2000Chapter 226: William’s AnimagusJan 2000Chapter 227: The Steller's Sea EagleJan 2000Chapter 228: The Unbreakable VowJan 2000Chapter 229: The Yoga Master StarkJan 2000Chapter 230: Ron’s Minivan MentalityJan 2000Chapter 231: The Order of Merlin… Is It That Impressive?Jan 2000Chapter 232: Power Is Never Granted FreelyJan 2000Chapter 233: The Most Powerful WomanJan 2000Chapter 234: Annie's WandJan 2000Chapter 235: The Art of BargainingJan 2000Chapter 236: The Vanishing CabinetJan 2000Chapter 237: Sell Yourself, Hermione!Jan 2000Chapter 238: Tycho Dodonus's ProphecyJan 2000Chapter 239: Professor McGonagall's ConcernsJan 2000Chapter 240: A Broken RelationshipJan 2000Chapter 241: The Missing Harry and RonJan 2000Chapter 242: Always Up for Some ExcitementJan 2000Chapter 243: I Am GrootJan 2000Chapter 244: The Bird Is Really BigJan 2000Chapter 245: Time Is the Cheapest CommodityJan 2000Chapter 246: A Natural LegilimensJan 2000Chapter 247: The Traitorous Sorting HatJan 2000Chapter 248: Caramel MacchiatoJan 2000Chapter 249: Lockhart's GiftsJan 2000
Chapter 250: A Bowtruckle Named Zu’anJan 2000Chapter 251: The 99-Year Confidentiality AgreementJan 2000Chapter 252: Trelawney's Teaching MishapJan 2000Chapter 253: "Call Me Sweetheart When You Gaze at the Moon"Jan 2000Chapter 254: Lockhart’s ExposureJan 2000Chapter 255: The Bravest Man at HogwartsJan 2000Chapter 256: Professor Kettleburn's Troubles DoubleJan 2000Chapter 257: The Joy of Free PerksJan 2000Chapter 258: Say It Again, I Dare You?Jan 2000Chapter 259: Hermione’s shift in attitudeJan 2000Chapter 260: William Strikes BackJan 2000Chapter 261: "A Little Squeeze, There's Always Room"Jan 2000Chapter 262: "The Last Supper"Jan 2000Chapter 263: "A Cat-tastrophe in the Making"Jan 2000Chapter 264: Charles I and Louis XVIJan 2000Chapter 265: The Halloween Incident RuleJan 2000Chapter 266: The Halloween FeastJan 2000Chapter 267: The Study of Bloody LettersJan 2000Chapter 268: The SuspectJan 2000Chapter 269: The Dead are More Likely to Stir FearJan 2000Chapter 270: Killing the Body, Destroying the SoulJan 2000Chapter 271: I Will Protect You ForeverJan 2000Chapter 272: Niffler Is Always the MVPJan 2000Chapter 273: Cho Chang's Seduction TechniqueJan 2000Chapter 274: Would You Like to Dance Too?Jan 2000Chapter 275: The Photography Enthusiast ColinJan 2000Chapter 276: Special-Blend ShampooJan 2000Chapter 277: "Are You Forcing Me to kill you here?"Jan 2000Chapter 278: "Want to Learn? I'll Teach You!"Jan 2000Chapter 279: An Unusual RonJan 2000Chapter 280: Scabbers, What a Tragic DeathJan 2000Chapter 281: Time for Another "Short Film" SegmentJan 2000Chapter 282: Dumbledore's UnravelingJan 2000Chapter 283: Live-Action CatwomanJan 2000Chapter 284: Human TransfigurationJan 2000Chapter 285: William and Hermione Let LooseJan 2000Chapter 286: Are These Lips Sweet?Jan 2000Chapter 287: William Caught in an Old Lady’s SightsJan 2000Chapter 288: "So Hard!"Jan 2000Chapter 289: Gold-Class Secret Agent No. 3 is OnlineJan 2000Chapter 290: Lockhart's Valentine's DayJan 2000Chapter 291: That Foolish GroundhogJan 2000Chapter 292: Lockhart’s DownfallJan 2000Chapter 293: Dumbledore's AzkabanJan 2000Chapter 294: The Supporting Character Steps InJan 2000Chapter 295: Come On, Let’s Hurt Each Other!Jan 2000Chapter 296: Cunning HermioneJan 2000Chapter 297: Rita's ReportJan 2000Chapter 298: An Unusual Night for SerpensJan 2000Chapter 299: The Diary's PlanJan 2000
Chapter 300: The Diary Has Come to LifeJan 2000Chapter 301: The Chosen ChildJan 2000Chapter 302: Oh, My Foolish Potter!Jan 2000Chapter 303: The SacrificeJan 2000Chapter 304: Tom RiddleJan 2000Chapter 305: The Outlaw Tom!Jan 2000Chapter 306: Please, Kill Harry!Jan 2000Chapter 307: The Death of TomJan 2000Chapter 308: The Spy WormtailJan 2000Chapter 309: Wizards Are All Wicked FolksJan 2000Chapter 310: ParseltongueJan 2000Chapter 311: Tom's Horcrux MatryoshkaJan 2000Chapter 312: Dumbledore’s International NetworkJan 2000Chapter 313: The Death's DeceptionJan 2000Chapter 314: The Plan to Clear the AcromantulasJan 2000Chapter 315: Professor Stark and HermioneJan 2000Chapter 316: The Prisoners of AzkabanJan 2000Chapter 317: Redemption in AzkabanJan 2000Chapter 318: The Consequences of Daily Mischief?Jan 2000Chapter 319: Wizengamot’s Young British RepresentativeJan 2000Chapter 320: The Lost SuitcaseJan 2000Chapter 321: Nicolas’s Safe HouseJan 2000Chapter 322: The Witch and the SerpentJan 2000Chapter 323: Grindelwald’s DaughterJan 2000Chapter 324: National Wanted OrderJan 2000Chapter 325: The French Aurors Have Never Been This Incompetent!Jan 2000Chapter 326: William & Hermione Were Here!Jan 2000Chapter 327: William's DisguiseJan 2000Chapter 328: I, Tom, Am a Scumbag!Jan 2000Chapter 329: The Circus ArcanusJan 2000