Comedy Web Novels

Comedy web novels with public chapters on NovelCult.

The Greatest Hero's Illegitimate Successor

In a world where Superheroes are worshiped as gods and managed by ruthless corporations, 17-year-old Owen Frey has only one ambition: to remain invisible. Asthmatic, cynical, and an absolute coward, he knows that getting mixed up in Super business is the fastest way to end up as a red smear on the pavement. But the universe has a twisted sense of humor. Through a disastrous stroke of bad luck, Owen finds himself bound to a strange organic membrane. This unkillable parasite turns out to be the living suit of "Hope" the planet’s greatest hero, who mysteriously vanished. Worse yet: the suit has a brutal survival instinct, possesses uncontrollable strength, and flat-out refuses to leave him alone. Forced to juggle his high school finals, everyday bullying, a hopeless crush on the school's new prodigy, and a divine armor holding him hostage to go beat down criminals, Owen will quickly learn that behind the comic-book smiles lies a bloody, terrifying reality. He never wanted to save the world. Which is just as well he’s already trying to survive his own clothes. "I will be posting this story on Royal Road'

TheOneWhoKnowNothing · Action · 78 ch

Sovereign seals of aethelgard

Two planets. Seven houses. Zero mercy. Aethelgard is a brutal world of overpowered monsters governed by the Seven Great Houses, where the only way to rise is to violently crush the family above you. When twelve-year-old prodigies Lulu (House Blueyard) and Nie (House Zephyr) trigger an illegal brawl, they are sentenced to a demeaning year of forced labor serving the first family. Stripped of their freedom and bound by an absolute command spell, these two proud rivals must survive under the arrogant thumb of Master Dark. They think we are broken. They have no idea what we are building in the dark.

Jenny301 · Action · 8 ch

The Smoking Saints

At Skyler High, Leila and Lake are known as the school's two saints. Beautiful. Brilliant. Respectable. Perfect. At least, that's what everyone thinks. In reality, they're foul-mouthed smokers who can fight—and they absolutely can't stand each other. Then one evening, they discover each other's secret. Now they have one rule: Don't expose each other. Simple, right? Not when the entire school already thinks these two saints are destined to be a perfect couple.

Jake501 · Action · 7 ch

After the Apocalypse, I Woke Up in Ancient China with Two Sons

In my previous life, I was the only one who died when the apocalypse first began. Worse still, I was sent back to ancient China with two sons and a farming system… and somehow, I ended up filthy rich.

Dead_flower · Apocalypse · 1 ch

The Daisy Theory

Cheryl Sakurai is a young woman with a fondness for portal fantasies. Her two friends are harmless theorists who think a cartoon character named "Jax" from a show called The Amazing Digital Circus is a trans woman they nickname Daisy. One day, Cheryl wakes up in another universe. Here, her friends think a flesh-and-blood popstar named Daisy Butler is a closeted lesbian. Oh, and they want to murder her boyfriend. … Also on Wattpad, Tumblr, and Tapas!

SnarkyLisa · Drama · 20 ch

The Dreaded Knight and the Lost Princess

Hello everyone, My name is Cedric Gul, and Im here to tell you the story of a Dreaded Knight and how he looked for a Lost Princess. "Again." "What- what do you mean again? This is even more than enough the fuck you mean 'again'." "....Its not compelling enough-" "Shuuush, I'll be the one to decide that thank you." "...." Now then, readers and readies, why won't you join me? For one heck of a story. "Readies... isn't a-" "Why are you even looking at my journal?"

Lord of Ink · Fantasy · 2 ch

AXIOM: The Chaotic World of Magic

Hello there. My name is Adam Foster, and if you are reading this, I would like to ask you a question. Have you ever wished that you could have powers or the ability to do magic? IF yes, then I'm sorry to break it to you, expectation and reality are two different things. In my world, having superpowers means you are cooked, literally. Not only do you have to survive against the literal spawns of chaos themselves, even your own power wants to kill you. Not to talk about the politics and the predators lurking around. If you are not convinced, then follow me as I prove to you why you should think carefully about your life choices. Anyways, join me as I journey through this chaotic world of magic...see what I did there?... JUST READ THE DAMN BOOK.

Nonchalant_Biker · Shounen · 2 ch

Work From Home Sect

No one: The beginning of almost every isekai story... The protagonist slowly opened his eyes. "Where am I?" Judging by the ceiling above him, it definitely wasn't his room. The last thing he remembered was walking home from work when a truck came out of nowhere. After that... Did I get isekai'd? Several years later, he finally obtained what every transmigrator dreamed of. A system. [Ding! Welcome to the Sect Master System!] [Beginner Pack Reward Issued.] His eyes lit up. What was it? A divine cultivation technique? An ancient bloodline? A heaven-defying treasure? Instead, a familiar rectangular object appeared in his hands. "A... smartphone?" He stared at it in confusion. "What am I supposed to do with this?" [Create a Sect. Become its Master.] "I don't even have a place to start a sect..." He paused for a moment. "Oh wait, I can just make one at home." The system: [...]

LazyMeow · Fantasy · 46 ch

A MORTAL'S TOUCH

[COMPLETED] A human who fall in love with a Goddess and surrounding with his friends Kazuma, Rionoka. sequel - The Silent Sky: The Warmth.

Ash_010 · Seinen · 38 ch

Century Princess Saga 3: Ruby Earth Milk(Muted x Kamen Rider) 18+

Sequel to Emerald Sky( https://archiveofourown.org/works/56832976) In its relative short existance and under the guide of New Orleans' witch community, Alchemist Industries rapidly became the leader in eco friendly technology( both magical and conventional) and revolutionary medicines. What happens when one of the latter mishaps on the hot as hell Ceo? Well, obviously her trophy wives take full advantage of the situation. ( Makes references to events in the first and second story of this series) https://discord.gg/bUk7MtxSJE https://www.tumblr.com/rjkingofdirewolwes?source=share

Vulcanrider · Comedy · 8 ch

The Builder of the Void( Familiar of Zero x Build King

During the summoning ritual at the Academy, Louise believes she had completely hit rock bottom.... only to realize she hit the jackpot, gaining powers beyond her comprension, an immense legacy and an amazing friend and protector. https://discord.gg/bUk7MtxSJE https://www.tumblr.com/rjkingofdirewolwes?source=share

Vulcanrider · Comedy · 1 ch

I Can Extract the Plot ( As a Trash Side-Character)

Caelen Vance was supposed to die in Chapter One. Not metaphorically. Not “almost died but awakened hidden powers” died. Actually executed. Publicly. By axe. Unfortunately for the plot, Caelen remembers the game he reincarnated into. And unfortunately for the world, he just unlocked the single most broken ability imaginable: Endless Concept Extraction Touch anything. Steal one of its concepts. Permanently. Sharpness from swords. Durability from shields. Intent to Kill from monsters. Later? Luck. Identity. Memories. Even Divine Authority itself. There’s only one catch: He can only extract once every 24 hours. Now trapped inside the brutal dark-fantasy RPG Apocalypse: Reforged as a talentless noble bastard with a dead mana core and a 30-day countdown to execution, Caelen has exactly one goal: Survive quietly. Get rich illegally. Avoid every main character. Retire before the apocalypse. Naturally, everything goes horribly wrong. The future Ice Tyrant overseeing his execution becomes suspicious of him. The regressed heroine meant to save the world thinks he’s a timeline-breaking demon. A terrifying demon assassin starts living inside his shadow after he accidentally frees her from slavery. And a merchant genius keeps trying to convert emotional intimacy into legally binding business contracts. Now Caelen must survive political conspiracies, eldritch horrors, noble assassins, and the increasingly violent cold war between four dangerously competent women all while pretending he is absolutely, definitely, completely normal. Which becomes difficult after he accidentally removes a monster’s “Intent to Kill” and gives it an existential crisis. After all… It’s hard to stay a background character when you’re secretly stealing the concepts holding the world together.

Arthur04 · Fantasy · 14 ch

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Raghav · Action · 1 ch