Comedy web novels with public chapters on NovelCult.
In my previous life, I was the only one who died when the apocalypse first began. Worse still, I was sent back to ancient China with two sons and a farming system… and somehow, I ended up filthy rich.
Dead_flower · Apocalypse · 1 ch
Cheryl Sakurai is a young woman with a fondness for portal fantasies. Her two friends are harmless theorists who think a cartoon character named "Jax" from a show called The Amazing Digital Circus is a trans woman they nickname Daisy. One day, Cheryl wakes up in another universe. Here, her friends think a flesh-and-blood popstar named Daisy Butler is a closeted lesbian. Oh, and they want to murder her boyfriend. … Also on Wattpad, Tumblr, and Tapas!
SnarkyLisa · Drama · 20 ch
Hello everyone, My name is Cedric Gul, and Im here to tell you the story of a Dreaded Knight and how he looked for a Lost Princess. "Again." "What- what do you mean again? This is even more than enough the fuck you mean 'again'." "....Its not compelling enough-" "Shuuush, I'll be the one to decide that thank you." "...." Now then, readers and readies, why won't you join me? For one heck of a story. "Readies... isn't a-" "Why are you even looking at my journal?"
Lord of Ink · Fantasy · 2 ch
Every world has stories that are never told. Beyond the heroes and villains of The Eighth Absolute lie countless lives unfolding across an endless multiverse. Kingdoms rise and fall. Gods wage silent wars. Demons bargain for souls. Angels guard forgotten truths. Monsters carve out legends, while ordinary people struggle to survive in extraordinary worlds. The Eighth Absolute: Madness is a collection of canon side stories set throughout the vast multiverse of The Eighth Absolute. Each tale explores a different world, era, or realm, revealing new cultures, mysteries, and unforgettable characters that exist beyond the main story. Some stories are tragic. Some are inspiring. Others descend into pure madness. Most importantly, these stories aren't just about characters I created. They can be about yours. Readers who have supported The Eighth Absolute through honest reviews and meaningful comments may have the opportunity to see their own original characters become part of the canon multiverse, living, fighting, and perhaps dying within these pages. Every story matters. Every character leaves a mark. Welcome to the madness.
Ru_Astryx · Fantasy · 4 ch
Caelen Vance was supposed to die in Chapter One. Not metaphorically. Not “almost died but awakened hidden powers” died. Actually executed. Publicly. By axe. Unfortunately for the plot, Caelen remembers the game he reincarnated into. And unfortunately for the world, he just unlocked the single most broken ability imaginable: Endless Concept Extraction Touch anything. Steal one of its concepts. Permanently. Sharpness from swords. Durability from shields. Intent to Kill from monsters. Later? Luck. Identity. Memories. Even Divine Authority itself. There’s only one catch: He can only extract once every 24 hours. Now trapped inside the brutal dark-fantasy RPG Apocalypse: Reforged as a talentless noble bastard with a dead mana core and a 30-day countdown to execution, Caelen has exactly one goal: Survive quietly. Get rich illegally. Avoid every main character. Retire before the apocalypse. Naturally, everything goes horribly wrong. The future Ice Tyrant overseeing his execution becomes suspicious of him. The regressed heroine meant to save the world thinks he’s a timeline-breaking demon. A terrifying demon assassin starts living inside his shadow after he accidentally frees her from slavery. And a merchant genius keeps trying to convert emotional intimacy into legally binding business contracts. Now Caelen must survive political conspiracies, eldritch horrors, noble assassins, and the increasingly violent cold war between four dangerously competent women all while pretending he is absolutely, definitely, completely normal. Which becomes difficult after he accidentally removes a monster’s “Intent to Kill” and gives it an existential crisis. After all… It’s hard to stay a background character when you’re secretly stealing the concepts holding the world together.
Arthur04 · Fantasy · 14 ch
No one: The beginning of almost every isekai story... The protagonist slowly opened his eyes. "Where am I?" Judging by the ceiling above him, it definitely wasn't his room. The last thing he remembered was walking home from work when a truck came out of nowhere. After that... Did I get isekai'd? Several years later, he finally obtained what every transmigrator dreamed of. A system. [Ding! Welcome to the Sect Master System!] [Beginner Pack Reward Issued.] His eyes lit up. What was it? A divine cultivation technique? An ancient bloodline? A heaven-defying treasure? Instead, a familiar rectangular object appeared in his hands. "A... smartphone?" He stared at it in confusion. "What am I supposed to do with this?" [Create a Sect. Become its Master.] "I don't even have a place to start a sect..." He paused for a moment. "Oh wait, I can just make one at home." The system: [...]
LazyMeow · Fantasy · 46 ch
During the summoning ritual at the Academy, Louise believes she had completely hit rock bottom.... only to realize she hit the jackpot, gaining powers beyond her comprension, an immense legacy and an amazing friend and protector. https://discord.gg/bUk7MtxSJE https://www.tumblr.com/rjkingofdirewolwes?source=share
Vulcanrider · Comedy · 1 ch